One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPEPresident Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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