She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPEPresident Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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