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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

Bob Hope

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

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