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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

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