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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

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