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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

Bob Hope

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

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