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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Bob Hope

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

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