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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Bob Hope

I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Running
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
BOB HOPE

Citizen Funny Golf Hope
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPE

Heart Humor Laughter
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Definitely Essence Life
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPE

Fans Letters Raspberries
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
BOB HOPE

Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPE

Funny Rain Weather
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
BOB HOPE

Golf Paramedic Play Trying
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Successful
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPE

Golf Relax Right Thinking
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPE

Animal Running White
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Government Humorous People

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