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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Bob Hope

It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken

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