I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEShe got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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