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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Bob Hope

Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking

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