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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Bob Hope

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor

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