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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Bob Hope

I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPE

Country People Political Jokes
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Rocks
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
BOB HOPE

Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More

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