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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty

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