I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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