The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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