It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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