Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
BOB HOPETelevision. That’s where movies go when they die.
BOB HOPEA Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPENow that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
BOB HOPEI went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
BOB HOPEAudiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPESure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEWhen she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPEThat’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPEI can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEHe hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPE