Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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