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Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.

Bob Dole

I lost in ’96, in case the word hadn’t trickled out, and so I made a few commercials.
BOB DOLE

Cases Lost Made
If Lincoln had an affair with a slave woman, it would be an outrage, but when Clinton does it with one of his staff, everyone is okay with it.
BOB DOLE

Affair Country People
If we added up the killed and wounded from the Democrat wars in this country, it would be about 1.6 million Americans.
BOB DOLE

Added Country Democrat War
The purpose of a tax cut is to leave more money where it belongs: in the hands of the working men and working women who earned it in the first place
BOB DOLE

Cutting Hands Men
No more verbally incomprehensible no more devoid of the vision thing and no more the cautious pragmatist proudly displaying the virtues of tradition and the advantages of biological seniority.
BOB DOLE

Tradition Virtue Vision
You have won the Cold War. … [Your] underappreciated valor [helped] topple the Berlin Wall, and bring down dictators the world over. …
BOB DOLE

Jobs Underappreciated Wall War
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren’t good. Drinking’s not good. Some would say milk’s not good.
BOB DOLE

Drinking Kids Smoking
Things are going to get better. Be optimistic.
BOB DOLE

Being Better Get Optimistic
President Obama came to visit me in the hospital. He said, ‘I wish you were still in the Senate; I need your help.’ I’m not certain I can help on everything. Maybe some things.
BOB DOLE

Needs President Wish
Think I’ll win. Could be big.
BOB DOLE

Political Thinking Winning
One of my most often repeated quips was the one I made when former Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon stood by each other at a White House event. ‘There they are,’ I said. ‘See no evil, hear no evil, and . . . evil.’
BOB DOLE

Evil House White
The state is now more involved than it ever has been in the raising of children. And children are now more neglected, more abused and more mistreated than they have been in our time.
BOB DOLE

Child Children Raise State Village
For the past four decades the world behind the Iron Curtain … looked to Americans for hope, and America looked to you to get the job done. Today, the free world says thank you.
BOB DOLE

Country Decided Looked Say
We’ll all be riding that streetcar of desire.
BOB DOLE

Desire Riding
We are a nation conceived, born and nurtured by faith… Our faith is declared in our Constitution, on our currency and in our lives.
BOB DOLE

Atheist Constitution Currency
There they are. See no evil, hear no evil, and…evil.
BOB DOLE

Evil Haer Politics

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