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Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.

Bob Dole

If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.
BOB DOLE

Bob Children Thinking
At my age you find yourself looking back from time to time and you begin to appreciate some of the things that happened to you.
BOB DOLE

Age Appreciate Finding Yourself
Stop telling the truth about my record!
BOB DOLE

Presidential Records Telling Truth
You read what Disraeli had to say. I don’t remember what he said. He said something. He’s no longer with us.
BOB DOLE

Disraeli Remember Said
Things are going to get better. Be optimistic.
BOB DOLE

Being Better Get Optimistic
If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You’ll get the same kind of feeling and you won’t have to pay.
BOB DOLE

Feelings Pay Zoos
No more verbally incomprehensible no more devoid of the vision thing and no more the cautious pragmatist proudly displaying the virtues of tradition and the advantages of biological seniority.
BOB DOLE

Tradition Virtue Vision
Those who cultivate moral confusion for profit should understand this: we will name their names and shame them as they deserve to be shamed.
BOB DOLE

Confusion Moral Names
I’ve never known a lot of rich people. It’s not my bag.
BOB DOLE

Bags People Rich
If we added up the killed and wounded from the Democrat wars in this country, it would be about 1.6 million Americans.
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Added Country Democrat War
Think I’ll win. Could be big.
BOB DOLE

Political Thinking Winning
I’ve thought about it, not a lot, but I thought my relationship with Congress – the Democrats and Republicans – would help me get some things done. Not everything, but at least they’d be willing to try.
BOB DOLE

Done Helping Trying
This is what America’s all about, nobody’s being hurt they have a right to express themselves, I watched all the television I could on Miami-Dade and I didn’t see anybody being shoved around.
BOB DOLE

Country Hurt People Television
I know there are California oranges and Florida oranges. When I’m in Florida, I like Florida oranges. Today, I think California oranges are the best, of course.
BOB DOLE

Country Course Orange Thinking Today
If there is one clear lesson of our century, it is this: where aggression is tolerated, it multiplies.
BOB DOLE

Aggression Century Lessons
The purpose of a tax cut is to leave more money where it belongs: in the hands of the working men and working women who earned it in the first place
BOB DOLE

Cutting Hands Men

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