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Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.

Bob Dole

If we added up the killed and wounded from the Democrat wars in this country, it would be about 1.6 million Americans.
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Added Country Democrat War
I will seek the presidency with nothing to fall back on but the judgment of the people, and nowhere to go but the White House or home.
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Fall Home White
Elizabeth’s back at the Red Cross, and I’m walking the dog.
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Crosses Dog Red
I had a dream that I would be here this week, receiving something from the president, but I thought it would be the front door key.
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Doors Dream Keys
This is not politics… it’s to protect the innocence of children.
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Children Innocence Internet
I used to think that seniority was a terrible thing when I didn’t have any.
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Terrible Thinking Used
Those who cultivate moral confusion for profit should understand this: we will name their names and shame them as they deserve to be shamed.
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Confusion Moral Names
I don’t know how many people run for vice president and president and lose both.
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People President Running
The White House is not being very clever in how it takes on our plan, .. In fact the White House is being sloppy. They are taking everything Bob Dole has ever said we ought to do regarding taxes and adding all of those things up and saying it will cost $800 billion.
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Clever House White
When these political action committees give money, they expect something in return other than good government.
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Giving Government Political
It’s a lot more fun winning. It hurts to lose…
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Fun Hurt Winning
One of my most often repeated quips was the one I made when former Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon stood by each other at a White House event. ‘There they are,’ I said. ‘See no evil, hear no evil, and . . . evil.’
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Evil House White
If Lincoln had an affair with a slave woman, it would be an outrage, but when Clinton does it with one of his staff, everyone is okay with it.
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Affair Country People
This is not a coincidence. This is not a coincidence. And with all due respect, I am here to tell you it does not take a village to raise a child. It takes a family to raise a child.
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Child Coincidence Due Family Respect
Things are going to get better. Be optimistic.
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Being Better Get Optimistic
We’ll all be riding that streetcar of desire.
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Desire Riding

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