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One of my most often repeated quips was the one I made when former Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon stood by each other at a White House event. ‘There they are,’ I said. ‘See no evil, hear no evil, and . . . evil.’

Bob Dole

President Ronald Reagan on his 1980 opponent: “I had a dream the other night. I dreamed that Jimmy Carter came to me and asked why I wanted his job. I told him I didn’t want his job. I want to be President.”
BOB DOLE

Dream Jobs Night
I think it’s OK to talk about your military service, but there’s a fine line between, you know, too much and just about right.
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Lines Military Thinking
Life is very important to Americans.
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Dumb Funny Stupid
If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You’ll get the same kind of feeling and you won’t have to pay.
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Feelings Pay Zoos
No more verbally incomprehensible no more devoid of the vision thing and no more the cautious pragmatist proudly displaying the virtues of tradition and the advantages of biological seniority.
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Tradition Virtue Vision
You have won the Cold War. … [Your] underappreciated valor [helped] topple the Berlin Wall, and bring down dictators the world over. …
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Jobs Underappreciated Wall War
We are a nation conceived, born and nurtured by faith… Our faith is declared in our Constitution, on our currency and in our lives.
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Atheist Constitution Currency
Think I’ll win. Could be big.
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Political Thinking Winning
When these political action committees give money, they expect something in return other than good government.
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Giving Government Political
Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.
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Average Giving Political
The difference between possible and impossible is hard work and commitment.
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Commitment Hard Impossible Possible Work
If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.
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Bob Children Thinking
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
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Good Littles Morning Noon
I’ve never known a lot of rich people. It’s not my bag.
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Bags People Rich
The purpose of a tax cut is to leave more money where it belongs: in the hands of the working men and working women who earned it in the first place
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Cutting Hands Men
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren’t good. Drinking’s not good. Some would say milk’s not good.
BOB DOLE

Drinking Kids Smoking

One of my most often repeated quips was the one I made when former Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon stood by each other at a White House event. ‘There they are,’ I said. ‘See no evil, hear no evil, and . . . evil.’

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One of my most often repeated quips was the one I made when former Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon stood by each other at a White House event. ‘There they are,’ I said. ‘See no evil, hear no evil, and . . . evil.’

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