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President Obama came to visit me in the hospital. He said, ‘I wish you were still in the Senate; I need your help.’ I’m not certain I can help on everything. Maybe some things.

Bob Dole

If we added up the killed and wounded from the Democrat wars in this country, it would be about 1.6 million Americans.
BOB DOLE

Added Country Democrat War
President Ronald Reagan on his 1980 opponent: “I had a dream the other night. I dreamed that Jimmy Carter came to me and asked why I wanted his job. I told him I didn’t want his job. I want to be President.”
BOB DOLE

Dream Jobs Night
I’m not a Gingrich fan. He’s just difficult to work with. It’s either Newt’s way or the highway.
BOB DOLE

Difficult Fans Highway Newts Way
Merely presenting a driver’s license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked.
BOB DOLE

Data Identity Immigration Verification
No more verbally incomprehensible no more devoid of the vision thing and no more the cautious pragmatist proudly displaying the virtues of tradition and the advantages of biological seniority.
BOB DOLE

Tradition Virtue Vision
You have won the Cold War. … [Your] underappreciated valor [helped] topple the Berlin Wall, and bring down dictators the world over. …
BOB DOLE

Jobs Underappreciated Wall War
I’ve thought about it, not a lot, but I thought my relationship with Congress – the Democrats and Republicans – would help me get some things done. Not everything, but at least they’d be willing to try.
BOB DOLE

Done Helping Trying
At my age you find yourself looking back from time to time and you begin to appreciate some of the things that happened to you.
BOB DOLE

Age Appreciate Finding Yourself
It’s a lot more fun winning. It hurts to lose…
BOB DOLE

Fun Hurt Winning
The White House is not being very clever in how it takes on our plan, .. In fact the White House is being sloppy. They are taking everything Bob Dole has ever said we ought to do regarding taxes and adding all of those things up and saying it will cost $800 billion.
BOB DOLE

Clever House White
The wind doesn’t bother me. I’m in the US Senate.
BOB DOLE

Bother Senate Wind
Stop telling the truth about my record!
BOB DOLE

Presidential Records Telling Truth
I’ve never known a lot of rich people. It’s not my bag.
BOB DOLE

Bags People Rich
If Lincoln had an affair with a slave woman, it would be an outrage, but when Clinton does it with one of his staff, everyone is okay with it.
BOB DOLE

Affair Country People
Life is very important to Americans.
BOB DOLE

Dumb Funny Stupid
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
BOB DOLE

Good Littles Morning Noon

President Obama came to visit me in the hospital. He said, ‘I wish you were still in the Senate; I need your help.’ I’m not certain I can help on everything. Maybe some things.

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President Obama came to visit me in the hospital. He said, ‘I wish you were still in the Senate; I need your help.’ I’m not certain I can help on everything. Maybe some things.

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