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I lost in ’96, in case the word hadn’t trickled out, and so I made a few commercials.

Bob Dole

Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.
BOB DOLE

Average Giving Political
I know there are California oranges and Florida oranges. When I’m in Florida, I like Florida oranges. Today, I think California oranges are the best, of course.
BOB DOLE

Country Course Orange Thinking Today
If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You’ll get the same kind of feeling and you won’t have to pay.
BOB DOLE

Feelings Pay Zoos
It’s a lot more fun winning. It hurts to lose…
BOB DOLE

Fun Hurt Winning
Stop telling the truth about my record!
BOB DOLE

Presidential Records Telling Truth
There they are. See no evil, hear no evil, and…evil.
BOB DOLE

Evil Haer Politics
I think one of life’s great milestones is when a person can look back and be almost as thankful for the setbacks as for the victories.
BOB DOLE

Thank Thankful Thinking You
When I was quite young, I put my trust in God–not government; and I never get the two confused.
BOB DOLE

Confused Government Trust
The horizon is out there somewhere and you keep chasing it, looking for it and working for it.
BOB DOLE

Belief Believe Horizon
Elizabeth’s back at the Red Cross, and I’m walking the dog.
BOB DOLE

Crosses Dog Red
This is what America’s all about, nobody’s being hurt they have a right to express themselves, I watched all the television I could on Miami-Dade and I didn’t see anybody being shoved around.
BOB DOLE

Country Hurt People Television
I had a dream that I would be here this week, receiving something from the president, but I thought it would be the front door key.
BOB DOLE

Doors Dream Keys
Life is very important to Americans.
BOB DOLE

Dumb Funny Stupid
All you need to know is this. You can never go wrong by voting for a bill that fails, or against a bill that passes.
BOB DOLE

Government Need Voting
Merely presenting a driver’s license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked.
BOB DOLE

Data Identity Immigration Verification
We’ll all be riding that streetcar of desire.
BOB DOLE

Desire Riding

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