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I used to think that seniority was a terrible thing when I didn’t have any.

Bob Dole

If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You’ll get the same kind of feeling and you won’t have to pay.
BOB DOLE

Feelings Pay Zoos
Having a disability changes your whole life, not just your attitude.
BOB DOLE

Attitude Disability Life Whole
Merely presenting a driver’s license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked.
BOB DOLE

Data Identity Immigration Verification
This is not politics… it’s to protect the innocence of children.
BOB DOLE

Children Innocence Internet
I don’t know how many people run for vice president and president and lose both.
BOB DOLE

People President Running
If Lincoln had an affair with a slave woman, it would be an outrage, but when Clinton does it with one of his staff, everyone is okay with it.
BOB DOLE

Affair Country People
I’m not a Gingrich fan. He’s just difficult to work with. It’s either Newt’s way or the highway.
BOB DOLE

Difficult Fans Highway Newts Way
No more verbally incomprehensible no more devoid of the vision thing and no more the cautious pragmatist proudly displaying the virtues of tradition and the advantages of biological seniority.
BOB DOLE

Tradition Virtue Vision
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
BOB DOLE

Good Littles Morning Noon
Those who cultivate moral confusion for profit should understand this: we will name their names and shame them as they deserve to be shamed.
BOB DOLE

Confusion Moral Names
I lost in ’96, in case the word hadn’t trickled out, and so I made a few commercials.
BOB DOLE

Cases Lost Made
I think it’s OK to talk about your military service, but there’s a fine line between, you know, too much and just about right.
BOB DOLE

Lines Military Thinking
Elizabeth’s back at the Red Cross, and I’m walking the dog.
BOB DOLE

Crosses Dog Red
One of my most often repeated quips was the one I made when former Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon stood by each other at a White House event. ‘There they are,’ I said. ‘See no evil, hear no evil, and . . . evil.’
BOB DOLE

Evil House White
The California proposition [Prop. 187] is one I would agree with. That’s the easiest way to put it.
BOB DOLE

Country Immigration Way
There they are. See no evil, hear no evil, and…evil.
BOB DOLE

Evil Haer Politics

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