Americans have a right to know who they can trust. I don’t care if you’re 5, 6, or 7 years old, if you’re a first-time offender, you’re gonna go to Purgatory and it’s not gonna be fun!

As President, I will institute a procedure in which all convicted criminals will have this brass ring will be surgically implanted into their foreheads.
BOB BACKLUND

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Americans have a right to know who they can trust. I don’t care if you’re 5, 6, or 7 years old, if you’re a first-time offender, you’re gonna go to Purgatory and it’s not gonna be fun!
BOB BACKLUND

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