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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

Bo Burnham

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Isquaring Numbers Thirteen
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Jesus Land Water
The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Answers Ideas People
Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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Bitches Country Feminist Hoe Knows People
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Funny Humor School
I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Hate Love Person Reality Thinking
I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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Character Doing Feel Main
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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Comedians Men Say Anything
I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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Comedian Fans People
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Donkey Funny Giants Humor
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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Crystals Funny Humor
I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Bears Beliefs Bipolar Mets
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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Fifteen Funny Humor
$Bo Burnham Quote - I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.$

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Ability Math Music People Pretty
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Beliefs Hateful People
It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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