I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
BO BURNHAMI’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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