If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
BILLY WILDERFrance is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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I am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it’s getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous.
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
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You’re as good as the best thing you’ve ever done.
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You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town.
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They’ve tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won’t work. She was an original.
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I never overestimate the audience, nor do I underestimate them. I just have a very rational idea as to who we’re dealing with, and that we’re not making a picture for Harvard Law School.
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Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book?
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window – that is at once interesting.
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