Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
BILLY WILDERThey’ve tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won’t work. She was an original.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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Develop a clean line of action for your leading character
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.
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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
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Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town.
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window – that is at once interesting.
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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