One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
BILLY WILDERI don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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God save me from myself.
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Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town.
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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The forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
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I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.
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We’re making a picture for middle-class people, the people that you see on the subway, or the people that you see in a restaurant. Just normal people.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book?
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