We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
BILLY WILDERHappiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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The forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.
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I just always think, ‘Do I like it?’ And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.
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They’ve tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won’t work. She was an original.
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My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
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