My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
BILLY WILDERIf you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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They’ve tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won’t work. She was an original.
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I never overestimate the audience, nor do I underestimate them. I just have a very rational idea as to who we’re dealing with, and that we’re not making a picture for Harvard Law School.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve.
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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Make subtlety obvious.
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
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I just always think, ‘Do I like it?’ And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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