Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
BILLY WILDERShoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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I just made pictures I would’ve liked to see.
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You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
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After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book?
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve.
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Make subtlety obvious.
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If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.
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If you don’t like what you’re doing, it’s unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.
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God save me from myself.
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