My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
BILLY WILDERThe Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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They’ve tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won’t work. She was an original.
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I’m delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we’ve got something to look down on.
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[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve.
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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