Money makes even bastards legitimate.
BILLY WILDERIf there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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I just made pictures I would’ve liked to see.
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Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town.
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The forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve.
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Hollywood didn’t kill Marilyn Monroe, it’s the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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I never overestimate the audience, nor do I underestimate them. I just have a very rational idea as to who we’re dealing with, and that we’re not making a picture for Harvard Law School.
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