If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
BILLY WILDERIf there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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You’re as good as the best thing you’ve ever done.
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town.
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
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She may be a wispy, thin little thing, but when you see that girl, you know you’re really in the presence of something. In that league there’s only ever been Garbo, and the other Hepburn, and maybe Bergman. It’s a rare quality, but boy, do you know when you’ve found it.
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I’m delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we’ve got something to look down on.
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If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.
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