There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
BILLY JOELShe’ll carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleeding.
More Billy Joel Quotes
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Mozart wrote some 40 symphonies, and they were all phenomenal. That doesn’t mean Beethoven was a lesser writer, it’s just some guys are capable of more productivity, some guys take more time.
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You get paid like a really good call girl. Walking offstage is like the walk of shame.
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Do what’s good for you Or you’re not good for anybody
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You enrich humanity with the profound expression of these feelings. … My songs are like my kids.
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Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don’t. I write in hot blood.
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Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don’t have that, you’re kidding yourself and your listener.
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…And you’re the only one who knows.
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You only beat me if you get me to hate.
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I won’t be righteous again. I’m not sure anymore.
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Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS thinks so.
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When I was a young musician, the only option available to pursue secondary education in music was to attend a classical conservatory.
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I watched the mighty skyline fall
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You can speak your mind But not on my time.
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I had a melody and a rhythm and chords, but nothing to talk about.
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Even when I stop performing or stop making records I won’t stop being creative. Songwriting is a good outlet.
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