I’ve crashed my car three times.
BILLY JOELPeople in music lie, but they don’t expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect you to believe the lies.
More Billy Joel Quotes
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Sing us a song you’re the piano man. Sing us a song tonight. Cause we’re all in the mood for a melody, And you’ve got us feeling all right.
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I’m single but interviewing.
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What if she figures out you’re not very smart?
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I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
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I remember reading about how the decline of the steel industry had been affecting the Lehigh Valley, and I decided that’s what I was going to write the song about.
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I’ve come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it’s a Greek tragedy.
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I am, as I’ve said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
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You’ve given me the best of you, but now I need the rest of you.
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I’m not sure about life after this; god knows I’m not a spiritual man.
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You may be wrong, but you may be right.
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Loneliness will get to you somehow But ev’rybody loves you now.
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Call you up in the middle of the night. It’s awful hard trying to make love long distance, but I really need stimulation.
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Give us this day our daily discount outlet merchandise…
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In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in being a wizard.
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I’ve played all kinds of places, laid all kinds of girls.
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