There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
BILLY JOELSing us a song you’re the piano man. Sing us a song tonight. Cause we’re all in the mood for a melody, And you’ve got us feeling all right.
More Billy Joel Quotes
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Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.
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Davey Crocket, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland.
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We’re on the verge of all things new.
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You can walk away from your mistakes You can turn your back on what you do Just a little smile is all it takes And you can have your cake and eat it too.
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Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes; I’m afraid it’s time for goodbye again
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It should be easy for a man who’s strong to say he’s sorry or admit when he’s wrong.
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Forced to recognize our inhumanity, our reason coexists with our insanity. And though we choose between reality and madness, it’s either sadness or euphoria.
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There’s an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.
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You can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money?
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You can’t go the distance with too much resistance
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Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
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Well we’re waiting here in Allentown For the Pennsylvania we never found For the promises our teachers gave If we worked hard If we behaved So the graduations hang on the wall But they never really helped us at all No they never taught us what was real.
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What will it take for you to believe in me, the way that I believe in you?
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Even when I stop performing or stop making records I won’t stop being creative. Songwriting is a good outlet.
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You’re not the only one who’s made mistakes, but they’re the only things that you can truly call your own.
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