There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
BILLY JOELWhen I see an entire community disenfranchised, it disturbs me. Not that I’m a message guy, per se. I write about people. I like to write about human beings, not crap political rhetoric.
More Billy Joel Quotes
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If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who need the same things.
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My daughter sent me on a mission to get as many autographs as possible.
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Don’t go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before.
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If you tell kids they can’t have something, that’s what they want.
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I could walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can’t walk away from you.
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Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.
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I’m not sure about life after this; god knows I’m not a spiritual man.
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I don’t belong in limos or private jets or on stage with people cheering me but that’s what’s kept me grounded because I know it’s not right.
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In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in being a wizard.
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you may be right, I may be crazy, but it just might be a lunatic you’re looking for
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Oh, she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She’s ahead of her time. Oh, and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind.
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I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
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Slow down you’re doing fine You can’t be everything you want to be Before your time Although it’s so romantic on the borderline tonight Too bad but it’s the life you lead
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More than art, more than literature, music is universally accessible.
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You get paid like a really good call girl. Walking offstage is like the walk of shame.
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