You been to school, you say you are a lawyer, you walked out of a magazine. I’ve been a drifter and a low-life loser, you can learn a lot from me.

Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I’m their biggest fan now!
BILLY JOE SHAVER

Band Fans Woody
I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I’m Gonna Be a Diamond Someday).
BILLY JOE SHAVER

Coal Diamond Someday
You been to school, you say you are a lawyer, you walked out of a magazine. I’ve been a drifter and a low-life loser, you can learn a lot from me.
BILLY JOE SHAVER

Lawyer Magazines School
Songwriting is the cheapest psychiatrist I know.
BILLY JOE SHAVER

Knows Psychiatrist Songwriting
The Devil made me do it the first time – the second time I done it on my own
BILLY JOE SHAVER

Devil Funny Humor

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