I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
BILLY CONNOLLYRevolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.
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If you want to lose a bit of weight, don’t eat anything out of a bucket.
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Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. “Is this yours?” she asked “probably” said Paddy “she burns everything else”
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There’s an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it’s a different venue.
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Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
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I don’t have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I’ve done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that’s mostly what I’m offered.
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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
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I’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don’t eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he’s telling them all different things.
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If you haven’t heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them.
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