Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
BILL WATTERSONWho was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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