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BILL WATTERSONWho was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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