You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
BILL WATTERSONWho was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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