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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Bill Watterson

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World

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