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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Bill Watterson

Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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Art Deconstruction Needs Offering Sometimes
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Failure Headed Resources Success Truth
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
BILL WATTERSON

Detours Failure Resources Wells
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian

It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

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