I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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