Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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