I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
BILL WATTERSONI don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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