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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.

Bill Watterson

I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Along Around Detroit Enjoy Good Probably Time
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
BILL WATTERSON

Good Friend More Money Needs

The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.

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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.

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