You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
BILL WATTERSONAnimals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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