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I’d hate to have a kid like me.

Bill Watterson

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Curiosity Ideas Play Years
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Inspirational Nature Stars
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Contact None Sometimes Think Universe

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