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I believe in God, but I’m not too clear on the other details.

Bill Veeck

Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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Betetr Echoes Pichetr Sober
The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.
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Beautiful People Sports
There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.
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Baseball Mlb Winter
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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Games Play Stars
Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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Art Baseball Hate
Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
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Baseball Basketball Football
When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
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Baseball Joy Running
How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
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Sage Wisdom Wrinkle
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
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Baseball Inspirational Softball Sports
Suffering is overrated. It doesn’t teach you anything.
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Funny Suffering Teach
If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
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Justice Men White
Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
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Baseball Clip Paper
People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following – but I’ll bet Lancelot had more.
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Baseball Men People
I don’t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
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Break Elasticity Tests
I believe in God, but I’m not too clear on the other details.
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Believe Clear Details
Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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