Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
BILL VEECKNext to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
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People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following – but I’ll bet Lancelot had more.
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It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball’s wounds are self-inflicted.
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The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
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Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
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Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
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When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
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I don’t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
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There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.
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Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
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When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
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Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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