It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball’s wounds are self-inflicted.
BILL VEECKWhen there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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Suffering is overrated. It doesn’t teach you anything.
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When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
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The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
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Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
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I don’t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
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Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
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Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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Suffering is overated.
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People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following – but I’ll bet Lancelot had more.
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Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
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