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The easiest books are generally the best; for, whatever author is obscure and difficult in his own language, certainly does not think clearly.

Bill Vaughan

Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.
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Masters Plans Smoking
Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn”t be seen dead at
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Invited Irritating Party
Remembrance of death saves one from this world’s deceit.
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Deceit Remembrance World
The same sun that melts butter hardens clay.
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Clay Harden Same Sun
I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.
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Believe Communicate Groups Thinking
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
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Developer Fun Home Names Street
Men do not mirror themselves in running water; they mirror themselves in still water.
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Men Mirror Running Water
Never seem wiser or more learned than the people you are with.
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Conversation People Pocket Watches
In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.
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Bird Century Firsts God Next
Discipline means protection from one’s own wanton interest.
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Discipline Mean Protection
These are days you’ll remember. If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
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Graduation Jersey Nothing Recall Remember
The less important you are on the table of organization, the more you’ll be missed if you don’t show up for work.
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Important Organization Work
They give strength to human compacts, nor are grave opinions brought forward without books. Arts and sciences, the benefits of which no mind can calculate. depend upon books.
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Book Depend Give Science Strength Upon
There are two kinds of pedestrians… the quick and the dead.
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Kind Pedestrian Two
What they’ll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they’ll vomit, and they’ll come back and eat their body weight again. And they’ll vomit. And they’ll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.
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Again Back Long Mashmallow Vomit Weight
The old religions said that he was an atheist who did not believe in God. The new religion says that he is the atheist who does not believe in himself.
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Atheist Believe Self

The easiest books are generally the best; for, whatever author is obscure and difficult in his own language, certainly does not think clearly.

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The easiest books are generally the best; for, whatever author is obscure and difficult in his own language, certainly does not think clearly.

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