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In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.

Bill Vaughan

Someday there is going to be a book about a middle-aged man with a good job, a beautiful wife and two lovely children who still manages to be happy.
BILL VAUGHAN

Beautiful Children Jobs Manager
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won’t take it, but somebody always does.
BILL VAUGHAN

Doe Political Vices
The less important you are on the table of organization, the more you’ll be missed if you don’t show up for work.
BILL VAUGHAN

Important Organization Work
There is that in the soul of man which must respond to the highest in virtue. It may not respond at once. Human nature can easily be over-faced by examples too remote and austere.
BILL VAUGHAN

Highest Long Men Race Respond
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Elderly Funny Witty
The perfumed spectators are wont to look on, not to join in the struggle, nor to endure the sun, the heat, the dust, and the showers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Look Perfume Showers Struggle
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
BILL VAUGHAN

Educational Funny Money
Look for strength in people, not weakness; for good, not evil. Most of us find what we search for.
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Evil People Weakness
It is only the first obstacle which counts to conquer modesty.
BILL VAUGHAN

Firsts Modesty Obstacl
Aristocracy has three successive ages. First superiority s, then privileges and finally vanities. Having passed from the first, it degenerates in the second and dies in the third.
BILL VAUGHAN

Age Aristocracy Successive Superiority Vanity
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seamed with scars; martyrs have put on their coronation robes glittering with fire, and through their tears have the sorrowful first seen the gates of Heaven.
BILL VAUGHAN

Character Fire Gillitering Heaven Martyrs Massive Strongest
Keep strong if possible; in any case, keep cool.
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Case Event Strong
It turns out there’s only one thing that capuchins really, really love – and that’s sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it.
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Body Long Sweet Weight
The best that can be said of you is that you got saved.
BILL VAUGHAN

Said Salvation Saved
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
BILL VAUGHAN

Believe Fleas Necks
I’ve still got a lot to learn about Washington. Thursday, I accidentally spent some of my own money.
BILL VAUGHAN

Government Thursday

In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.

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