Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn”t be seen dead at
BILL VAUGHANIn the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.
More Bill Vaughan Quotes
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It turns out there’s only one thing that capuchins really, really love – and that’s sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it.
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Your thoughts are making you.
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Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?
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You cannot speak of the ocean to a frog that lives in a well.
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When a woman talks, she just wants to be heard.
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An indefinable something is to be done, in a way nobody knows how, at a time nobody knows when, that will accomplish nobody knows what.
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The more human beings proceed by plan the more effectively they may be hit by accident
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What the heck do you think I’m doing? I’m laying these darn bricks! He then walked over to the second bricklayer and asked the same question.
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The suburb is a place where someone cuts down all the trees to build houses, and then names the streets after the trees.
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
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Adolescence is society’s permission slip for combining physical maturity with psychological irresponsibility.
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The old religions said that he was an atheist who did not believe in God. The new religion says that he is the atheist who does not believe in himself.
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Never seem wiser or more learned than the people you are with.
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The true antidote to greed is contentment. If you have a strong sense of contentment, it doesn’t matter whether you obtain the object of your desire or not. Either way, you are still content.
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Look for strength in people, not weakness; for good, not evil. Most of us find what we search for.
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