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I like computers. It’s the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally.

Bill Vaughan

At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.
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Humor Law Moving
Economics is the science which studies human behaviour as a relationship between ends and scarce means which have alternative uses.
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Alternatives Behaviour Mean
The great soul that sits on the throne of the universe is not, never was, and never will be, in a hurry.
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God Soul Thrones
There must be some great truth underlying the instinct for worship.
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Great Instinct Truth Worship
He knows not the value of a day of pleasure who has not seen adversity.
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Adversity Knows Pleasure
Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.
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Best Hoping Worst
Never seem wiser or more learned than the people you are with.
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Conversation People Pocket Watches
Your thoughts are making you.
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Making Person Thought
As surely as you are a living man, so surely did that spectral anatomy visit my room again last night, grin in my face, and walk away with my trousers: nor was I able to spring from my bed, or break the chain which seemed to bind me to my pillow.
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Away Bed Men Night Spring Walk
There are two kinds of pedestrians… the quick and the dead.
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Kind Pedestrian Two
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
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Animal Gratitude Hilarious
Insofar as theology is an attempt to define and clarify intellectual positions, it is apt to lead to discussion, to differences of opinion, even to controversy, and hence to be divisive.
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Differences Issues Strong
What’s wonderful is to read the different translations – some done in 1600 and some in 1900 – of the same passage. It’s fascinating to watch the same tale repeated in such a different way by two different centuries.
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Done Fascinating Two Way Wonderful
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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July Patriotic Real
Where are the rough brave Britons to be found With Hearts of Oak, so much of old renowned?
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Brave England Heart
Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else.
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Discipline Sensible Sports

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