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Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Bill Vaughan

Where are the rough brave Britons to be found With Hearts of Oak, so much of old renowned?
BILL VAUGHAN

Brave England Heart
Thinking in words slows you down and actually decreases comprehension in much the same way as walking a tightrope too slowly makes one lose one’s balance.
BILL VAUGHAN

Balance Comprehensive Down Thinking
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
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Christmas Family Happy Inspirational
The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can’t charge it.
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Christmas Ideal Trouble
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
BILL VAUGHAN

Believe Fleas Necks
Journalism, like history, has no therapeutic value; it is better able to diagnose than to cure, and it provides society with a primitive means of psychoanalysis that allows the patient to judge the distance between fantasy and reality.
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Distance Mean Provide Psychoanalysis Reality Society
What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse.
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Heaven Pity Way
When it is not necessary to amend the Constitution, it is necessary not to amend the Constitution.
BILL VAUGHAN

Amended Constitution Country Rules
Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.
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Best Hoping Worst
Hay smells different to lovers and horses.
BILL VAUGHAN

Different Horse Smell
When a woman talks, she just wants to be heard.
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Heard Want Woman
The suburb is a place where someone cuts down all the trees to build houses, and then names the streets after the trees.
BILL VAUGHAN

Cutting House Names
There is no real coming and going, For what is going but coming?
BILL VAUGHAN

Coming Going Music Real
A decision of the courts decided that the game of golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
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Golf Sunday Views
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seamed with scars; martyrs have put on their coronation robes glittering with fire, and through their tears have the sorrowful first seen the gates of Heaven.
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Character Fire Gillitering Heaven Martyrs Massive Strongest
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
BILL VAUGHAN

Day Disappear Groundhog Prophet

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

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Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

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