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In the electronic age, books, words and reading are not likely to remain sufficiently authoritative and central to knowledge to justify literature.

Bill Vaughan

Experience is something I always think I have until I get more of it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Experience Thinking
The eyes are the amulets of the mind.
BILL VAUGHAN

Amulets Eye Mind
I like computers. It’s the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally.
BILL VAUGHAN

Allies Computer Firsts
In the game of life, it’s a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
BILL VAUGHAN

Funny Inspirational Life
Work is the means of living, but it is not living.
BILL VAUGHAN

Living Mean Work
There must be some great truth underlying the instinct for worship.
BILL VAUGHAN

Great Instinct Truth Worship
We’ve found some things that are suspicious in nature, and we’re going to err on the side of caution.
BILL VAUGHAN

Caution Found Sides
Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.
BILL VAUGHAN

Animal Chocolate Cows
At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.
BILL VAUGHAN

Humor Law Moving
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
BILL VAUGHAN

Educational Funny Money
When myth meets myth, the collision is very real.
BILL VAUGHAN

Collision Myth Real
The learned compute that seven hundred and seven millions of millions of vibrations have penetrated the eye before the eye can distinguish the tints of a violet. What philosophy can calculate the vibrations of the heart before it can distinguish the colours of love?
BILL VAUGHAN

Heart Love Philosophy
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
BILL VAUGHAN

Day Disappear Groundhog Prophet
Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?
BILL VAUGHAN

Among Cannibal Vegetarians
What the heck do you think I’m doing? I’m laying these darn bricks! He then walked over to the second bricklayer and asked the same question.
BILL VAUGHAN

Bricklayer Bricks Question Same Walked
Someday there is going to be a book about a middle-aged man with a good job, a beautiful wife and two lovely children who still manages to be happy.
BILL VAUGHAN

Beautiful Children Jobs Manager

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