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What the heck do you think I’m doing? I’m laying these darn bricks! He then walked over to the second bricklayer and asked the same question.

Bill Vaughan

The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them.
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Creating People Taxation
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.
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Gas Home Outdoors Wonderful World
Material civilization, nay, even luxury, is necessary to create work for the poor. Bread! Bread! I do not believe in a God who cannot give me bread here, giving me eternal bliss in heaven!
BILL VAUGHAN

Believe Civilization Luxury
Journalism, like history, has no therapeutic value; it is better able to diagnose than to cure, and it provides society with a primitive means of psychoanalysis that allows the patient to judge the distance between fantasy and reality.
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Distance Mean Provide Psychoanalysis Reality Society
Thinking in words slows you down and actually decreases comprehension in much the same way as walking a tightrope too slowly makes one lose one’s balance.
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Balance Comprehensive Down Thinking
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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July Patriotic Real
I count this thing to be grandly true: That a noble deed is a step toward God.
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Deeds Friendly God Noble
Where would the gardener be if there were no more weeds?
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Garden Gardener Weed
Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn”t be seen dead at
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Invited Irritating Party
American culture has always known success, not suffering, so we’ve never known what to do with this part of the Bible.
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Bible Country Culture More Part Suffering Thinking
The price of power is responsibility for the public good.
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Good Power Public Responsibility
Your thoughts are making you.
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Making Person Thought
These are days you’ll remember. If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
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Graduation Jersey Nothing Recall Remember
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
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Baseball Parking Space Umpires
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
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Developer Fun Home Names Street
The great soul that sits on the throne of the universe is not, never was, and never will be, in a hurry.
BILL VAUGHAN

God Soul Thrones

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