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When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

Bill Murray

I mean, everybody would love to have their clothes torn off by a mob of girls, but being screamed at is different.
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Being Different Everbody Girl Mean
Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little… poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who’s giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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Giving Hard Times Want
The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
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Better Keep Needs Things
Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.
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Automatic Needs Vacation
Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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Crash Knows People
We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
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Cherries Ice Cream Syrup
If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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Answers Google Media Social
Eh, it’s not that attractive to have a plan. I know that if I ever feel that I need to make a funny movie, I’ll figure out how to write one. I’ll get it done. If I ever get some ambition, I’m gonna get some shit done.
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Attractive Movie Need Plans
When I started, the scripts weren’t as good, and you’d have to have a huge burst of energy to go, “Sheesh, how am I going to? This stuff’s no good.”
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Energy Everything Relax Trying Visual
Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage – I had to bury myself in my napkin.
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Buy Damage Everybody Napkin
If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, ‘
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Love Party Thinking
I think midlife crisis is just a point where people’s careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.
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Careers People Relationships Thinking
Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
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Mess Other Zombie
If you have a good script, that’s what gets you involved. It’s harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.
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Harder Scripts Writing
When everything goes well. When sails rip, engines freeze up and you find there are organisms growing inside the diesel, it’s terrible and amazing stuff.
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Amazing Diesel Organism Stuff
Chicago actors are hard-nosed. They’re tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They’re self-demanding.
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Actors Chicago Self

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