Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
BILL MURRAYRather than life just rolling over you, and you wake up and it’s Thursday, and what happened to Monday? Whatever the best part of my life has been, has been as a result of that remembering.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can’t help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They’re very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you’re there.
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Somewhere there’s a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.
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That’s the reason I’m not the one that’s dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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I’m not an ungenerous person; I don’t resent it. It’s just sort of a head-scratcher.
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We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.
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Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
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Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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While I have felt lonely many times in my life, the oddest feeling of all was after my mother, Lucille, died. My father had already died, but I always had some attachment to our big family while she was alive. It seems strange to say now that I felt so lonely, yet I did.
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Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It’s so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can’t rule them all, you can’t get an accord from all of them.
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Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they finally get up there to that podium and they become the most boring people in the world.
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They are getting so much smoke blown, and their whole world gets so turned upside down, their responses become distorted. I give everybody a year or two to pull it together because, when it first happens, I know how it is.
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So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I’ve ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up – motley isn’t the word for that group.
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If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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