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Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.

Bill Murray

Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
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Moments Pain Share
When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
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Feet Men White
When I was a little kid playing baseball, my manager called me Sleepy. And only a few people, who know me from way, way back, call me that still. I used to drift off and that’s why they made me the catcher, so I wouldn’t fall asleep. That gift I have still.
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Baseball Fall Kids
But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything – your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls.
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Advice Golf People
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
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Get Real Sometimes Tired
Don’t think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you’ll never do a thing.
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Errors Otherwise Thinking
Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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Half People Years
We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
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Cherries Ice Cream Syrup
Rather than life just rolling over you, and you wake up and it’s Thursday, and what happened to Monday? Whatever the best part of my life has been, has been as a result of that remembering.
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Best Happened Part Remembering
The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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Kids Names Numbers
Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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Crash Knows People
In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can’t help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They’re very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you’re there.
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Country Helping Ideas
It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
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Anything Artist Hard
People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You’re new and you’re hot and things go wrong.
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Hot People Successful
You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.
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Good Knows
Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It’s so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can’t rule them all, you can’t get an accord from all of them.
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Challenge Country People

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.

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Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.

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