You cannot pray them out of hell.
BILL MURRAYI mean, everybody would love to have their clothes torn off by a mob of girls, but being screamed at is different.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they finally get up there to that podium and they become the most boring people in the world.
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Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I’m just telling everyone that it’s a wonderful place to go.
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People confuse friendship and relaxation. It’s incredibly important to be relaxed – you don’t have a chance if you’re not relaxed. So I try very hard to relax any kind of tension. But friendship is different.
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Now, for some of you it doesn’t matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here’s my advice to the rest of you.
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You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don’t think it’s so much stealing as… being a part of the flow of the universe.
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I don’t feel like it’s pressure. It’s more of an obligation – not to entertain or be funny, but to have a certain levity. I mean, there’s got to be a lightness in your leg.
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That’s the reason I’m not the one that’s dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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If you have a good script, that’s what gets you involved. It’s harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.
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Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
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If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.
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All of us kids ended up ‘doing Mom.’ There are four of us who’ve tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
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The critics. When they’re right, they’re right for the wrong reasons. And they’re usually wrong.
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