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We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

Bill Murray

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them.
BILL MURRAY

Friendship New Stuff
My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, ‘That’s it-let’s get the hell outta here.’
BILL MURRAY

Acting Award Winning
I don’t believe that you can give the same performance every take. It’s physically impossible, so why bother? If you don’t do what is happening at that moment, then it’s not real. Then you’re holding something back.
BILL MURRAY

Believe Giving Real
You’re supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you’re trying to going up, you’re trying to pull someone up at the same time.
BILL MURRAY

Hands Suppose Trying
I’ve been lucky, I’ve had movies that made a lot of money, so I don’t feel like I have to kill every time out. I don’t want that pressure. I don’t need it.
BILL MURRAY

Lucky Needs Want
This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
BILL MURRAY

Dresses Rehearsal
You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
BILL MURRAY

Elephants Forget never
Don’t think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you’ll never do a thing.
BILL MURRAY

Errors Otherwise Thinking
I don’t want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
BILL MURRAY

Bars Guy Want
Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
BILL MURRAY

Crash Knows People
So far, I’ve only sailed in the Caribbean. I’ve sailed the Virgin Island and The Grenadines. I liked all that. We charted some really crummy boats in the Grenadines. That made for an exciting sailing trip (laughs) when everything goes well.
BILL MURRAY

Exciting Islands Laughing Rip
I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
BILL MURRAY

Day Groundhog Groundhogs
There’s definitely a lot of trash that comes with the prize of being famous. It’s a nice gift, but there’s a lot of wrapping and paper and junk to cut through.
BILL MURRAY

Gift Girl Mean Nice Paper Wrapping
I’m just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that’s what they pay me to do.
BILL MURRAY

Charming Guy Pay
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.
BILL MURRAY

Acting Awards Campaigns
I’ve got kids and that’s important. It’s funny, you think that there’s an expiration date on them and there just isn’t.
BILL MURRAY

Important Kids Thinking

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