Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
BILL MAHERI feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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