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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.

Bill Maher

That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Angry Generation Machine Question Young
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Apology Crazy Himself Identity Wrong
I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Children Expectation Feel Mistake Rocket Terrible Yourself
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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End Happy News Offering People William
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Mistake Necessary Past Person Wisdom
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Control Government Myself Ourselves Statement

I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.

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