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Bill Maher

There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Fear Information Rule Tribe
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
BILL MAHER

Ban Bed Myself People Smoking
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Children Law Message People Right Straight
I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Children Expectation Feel Mistake Rocket Terrible Yourself
We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Day Herself Mad Nation Speech Tragedy Weapon
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
BILL MAHER

Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Believe Love Myself Politics Stupidity
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
BILL MAHER

Believe Death Egg Goodness War

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