In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
BILL MAHERWhen I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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