“I started out coming out of college, I had my realtor’s license and I did real estate full time for a number of years.”

My dad was a city councilman and a county commissioner, so I grew up involved and engaged in the political process.

Listen, global warming is a real problem, but it’s not the end of the world. A 30-centimetre sea level rise is just not going to bring the world to a standstill, just like it didn’t over the last 150 years.

I’m always looking for something that’s real and that’s got meat on it. I think it’s artistic suicide if you’re too vain, or if you’re afraid to play ugly. I would never fall for that.

She means well, but she always manages to do the wrong thing. She has a real talent for it.

A basis for much of the pain women suffer in real life is they must somehow resolve their devotion to men.

Tax dollars intended for science education must not be used to teach creationism as any sort of real explanation of nature, because any observation or process of inference about our origin and the nature of the universe disproves creationism in every respect.

People are upset. They know something is wrong. But they don’t know what. The real explanation is too complicated. They won’t sit still for it. So, they look for scapegoats – the rich…the banks…the Chinese.

I’m from where the real hustlers pile dough, the home of Rich Rich Porter, Azie, Alpo.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)