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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.

Bill Hicks

I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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Government Sorry Talking
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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Boys Light Lightbulb Sun
While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
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Freedom Religious Speech Years
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
Mister, I don’t want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don’t even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain’t looking for no trouble, Mister.
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Candy Kids Look Mister Rocks Wife
I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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Believe Deep Heart Writing
I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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Enthusiasm Party Rocks
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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Exposing Laughing Light People
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Drug Illegal Marijuana
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Bullying Creative Ideas Revolutionary
You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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Cash Country World
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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might Perception Reality
I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Coffee Real Skins
I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin’ [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] ‘good evening everybody, remember me, smoking’s bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww.
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Mechanical Smoking Thinking Years

I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.

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